Muddy Turban


while having s-x with an arab chick, you c-m in her hair. you then squat over her and diarrhea in it, forming a muddy turban.
i banged that secretary from cair last night.
how was it?
kinda sh-tty, since i gave her a muddy turban.

cair- center for american- islamic relations

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