Muffism


a religious practice involving the worship of the delicious pastry known as a m-ffin. religious icons include: the m-ffin g-d, the m-ffin priestess, and the m-ffin man.
do you know the m-ffin man?/ the m-ffin man/ the m-ffin man/ do you know the m-ffin man who lives on drury lane?

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