Muffle Bug
the indecent of a nark about to nark on a ‘bad’ thing. and then just as the nark is about to say the ‘bad’ thing a ‘good’ person jumps in and puts their hand directly over the nark’s mouth and puts in a fake ‘good’ story to cover up.
nark: you see, matt and joe were drinking b–
-matt lurches at the nark and puts his hand over his mouth.-
matt: b-beverages! we were drinking certain beverages!
joe: yes, yummy beverages!
nark: dude! you m-ffle bugged me!
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