Muffled-Torpedo
(m-ff-l-ed; tor-peed-oh): the action of first man or
woman’s -n-s p-ssing gas at the moment that it is being
penetrated by second man’s p-n-s. the p-n-s of man two is
referred to as the torpedo being m-ffled by the fart of man
or woman one. can be pleasurable and s-xy. can be
embar-ssing and awkward.
tyrese: “take it! take it! take it muh-f-cka!”
deejanaye: “oh, baby! you do it so good… um, excuse me…”
tyrese: “d-mn, baby! that felt good! sh-t, do dat again!”
deejanaye: “i didn’t mean to.”
tyrese: “naa, baby! ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little m-ffled-torpedo!”
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