Mule-Eye
the phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby “6.5’s” start looking like “10’s.”
man, check out that honey. she is bangin’!
bro, you need get out of allentown more, you’ve got a bad case of mule-eye.
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