Munching the Mekong
when performing cunnalingus on a woman whose p-b-s have heretofore never been trimmed. the experience can best be compared to slogging through the mekong river delta c. 1968. the fear grips you. you’re back in the ‘sh-t!
hesh: i met this chick last night. she was hot, beautiful and amazing. i took her back to my crib and we got busy. all was great until i hit the sticky place. man, she was a beast! i was munching the mekong; she was so hairy.
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