Murphys gay law


a term used to describe a time when you are having or have had a lot of bad luck or problems that are really messing your life up. when you feel like you have had more than your share of bad luck.
joe: i just rolled my car so i wont be at the party tonight!
greg: man you are really having some bad luck! didnt you just tell me you cut your arm off yesterday?!
joe: ya that right! its murphys gay law!

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