Mushroom Cut
that g-d awful haircut for guys in the early 1990’s. easily replacing the infamous mullet as worst haircut of the decade. hair grown to temples, parted down the middle and the rest of the head shaved creating a mushroom like appearance.
i can’t believe we even crushed on guys back then when they all had mushroom cuts!
when a male swings his glan on the forehead of a female giving the effect of cutting her hair with your mushroom (d-ck).
“dude, whys your d-ck out?”
“shut up, i’m about to mushroom cut this freshman.”
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