the initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the *n*l sphincter and allowing full, explosive release.
carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a m*ssive *ssplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.
mash up off “to the max”and “p*ssed off”. i am totesmaxdoff my stepdad killed my gerbil… especially that way!
when your male fupa prevents you from seeing your p*n*s. breasar was unable to p*ss because of his fuclipse
- convo ovo
conversation over “i’m don’t want to hear anymore from you. convo ovo.” conversation over. generally used as a shorthand for ending an annoying or irritating conversation with a difficult or frustrating person. when he started telling me how donald trump would make the best president of all time, it was just convo ovo.
- scotch face
usually when someone’s face is red and weathered due to excessive alcohol consumption. look at that ragged out guy at the bar, he’s got total scotch face.