Mwinga
a huge m-s-ch-st obsessed with all things beyonce. his tumblr url is unsuccessfulmetalbenders.
mwinga: slayyyy hunty slayyyy!!
mwinga: i would let beyonce and jay-z run over me with their motorcycle.
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