Myrtle Beach Firecracker
when a girl buys a bunch of poprocks and blows you like there’s no tomorrow.
girl: hey babe i just got the 8 packs of poprocks you asked me for, what else do you want me to do?
boy: give me a myrtle beach firecracker and suck on my royal jiblets.
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