Myskojorph
myskojorph (not to be confused with the ordinary version, a jorphomysk) is a mythical creature commonly referred to as satan. myskojorph has been known to bring awkward silences and as a direct result of this gay babies into ordinary conversations. the actual purpose of the myskojorph is unknown, although it is suspected to be part of a long series of godly beings sometimes referred to as those -ssholes who keep raiding westfall on their level 80’s.
no sightings have been confirmed, although some people claim the myskojorph is british and has a strange obcession with memes.
dan: i am god, your argument is invalid!
martin: hehehehe, stop saying that.
myskojorph: everytime there is an awkward silene a gay baby is born
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