when you’re myserious and suspicious
friend:acts weird and says weird stuff
you:i’m very myspicious
someone who’s a complete idiot. johnny wrecked his car trying to show out in front of his girlfriend. he is such a douffledorf
when your teamates are totally h-m- bro. totally ginnay right now.
- scrotal slap
noun. the sound that is produced from the collision of any surface or object against the scrotal skin surrounding the t-st-cl-s. you can hear several scrotal slaps as clint eastwood initiates his morning jog.
- charcarodontosaurus saharicus
a theropod dinosaur that lived in northern africa around 95 million years ago. it was two meters longer than tyrannosaurus rex (t rex) and coexisted with spinosaurus aegyptiacus. however, spinosaurus ate fish while charcarodontosaurus preyed on ouranosaurus, so they did not have to battle often. charcarodontosaurus did not have jaws capable of breaking bone, unlike […]
- pull the padge
to jack off i take that vhs tape into my bedroom and honey i pull the padge all night long.