Mysty Shit


(n) an explosion of liquid fecal matter such that a brown cloud obstructs your view into the thrown of sh-t. so dark that nothing can be seen.

(n) a hazy uncertain future
john just took a mysty sh-t in the lobby toilet, it smells so bad, and i can hardly breathe.

demarcus keeps getting arrested for drinking and driving. he is in some mysty sh-t.

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