Nacho Face


a nacho face is similar to a b-tter face, only a more extreme case. a truly shocking case of mismatched hotness betwixt face and body. as in: you look good, but nacho face.
” you know bro, without makeup, sarah jessica parker moves from a b-tter face, to a nacho face.
you meet a lady. its dark. perhaps a club, or the street at night time. she has a nice body. you like it. but then the strobe/street lighting sweeps up to her face. she has a bad bad face. you don’t like her face. you walk on by. disappointed. you then find yourself at your parents house. you make small talk with your mother (the relationship is awkward). she says, “met any nice girls, recently?”. you reply, “almost, it was in a club/ the street, she had a fine body, d-mn, but nachoface”.
“d-mn fine -ss, but nachoface, no way”

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