Nanyang Girls High School
some school found in singapore. really. that’s all. they have a mustard yellow hillary clinton-style school uniform which really looks good! great haircuts too.
they have some weird radio and show programs where they show off such things as their love for milo, respect and courtesy, k-pop, and how sad and boring life in singapore really is.
however, they make up for their unfortunate circ-mstance in living in such a sad country by exhibiting and showcasing their phenomenal extra-terrestrial intelligence. a recent survey of the school found that the average iq of the students there was over 2232323494, a size only rivaled by the country’s ego.
no matter how hard you try to win against these superhumans, you will always be stumped by their milo and chocolatey goodness. at the end of the day, no matter how yellow your uniform and straight your haircut, nanyang girls high school will always end up triumphant.
how did she get a gpa of 4.0? she must’ve been cheating or a nanyang girls high school graduate.
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