when a person stops responding to your texts because they started taking a nap.
person 1: hey, you never responded to my text.
person 2: yes i did. i sent you a napchat.
person 1: huh? i didn’t get anything??
person 2: exactly.
snapchats taken directly before, after, or during a nap.
often sent by accident amid sleep grogginess.
i accidentally sent a napchat to keith a couple hours ago; now he knows how fugly i am post nap.
known for an extinct species of rhinoceros, aka the black rhino. has a horrible sense humor and fashion. but in the end is still a gg. don’t be an ijaz. when referring to the rhinoceros: d-mn i wish ijaz’s weren’t extinct
- post tater stress disorder
the anxious, sad, frightening aftermath of when a friend, family member, or co-worker gets upset during the day, and violently launches a potato into a wall or other solid object and it splatters into shards. “dang did you see bobby launch that tater this morning?” “yeah he totally gave me post-tater-stress-disorder”
- twitter bankruptcy
when you become so far behind on your twitter feed that you skip-to-top and give up all hope of reading or catching up on tweets you have missed. (see also: email bankruptcy) i’m 3 days behind on reading tweets, i am declaring twitter bankruptcy!
an intelligent girl who is very single. she is very determined and knows what she wants. this girl is usually a brunette, and does not exist on the urban dictionary. rudah is an optimist, and has a beautiful sense of humor. also has the worst love life. but she is a very strong feminist and […]
- idk lol
when you don’t know sh-t person 1: “where are the 24 stones of barenziah?” dovakiin: “idk lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”