narene is the girl you go to if you want a free f-ck, she down for anything and she’ll do it almost anywhere.
i need me a girl like narene she likes to get down and dirty.
- brandon tyler cowgill
a brandon tyler cowgill is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet! he’s such a giver. he can make you feel all warm an fuzzy inside with just his smile and laugh. hes tall but not too tall an lean with a nice build, usually wears adida t-shirts, hoodies and never wears skinny jeans. favorite color […]
- designer china v*g*n*
a type of elective v-g-n-l surgery whereby the patient’s v-g-n- is surgically reconfigured and rotated 90 degrees, so that the axe wound now appears horizontal, like a chinese person’s slitty eyes. functionally this is of no benefit and causes several problems, but by golly it’s funny to look at. george: ‘hey, gorgeous, are you a […]
- war moose
a war moose is a very large woman. like a war horse is larger than a regular horse, a war moose is larger than a regular moose. d-mn, she’s huge! that’s war moose status, bub.
- clap your sh*ts
to slap or smack another’s person b-ttocks in an endearing or flirtatious fashion. “d-mn ma! look at that cake! imma clap your sh-ts!!”
- vanity hunting
the practice of paying large sums of money to kill captive animals with unusually large antlers or horns for the purpose of bragging or fulfilling the needs of the ego. bill wants you to think he hunted that animal, but he didn’t, he killed it behind a fence at a vanity hunting facility.