narene is the girl you go to if you want a free f*ck, she down for anything and she’ll do it almost anywhere.
i need me a girl like narene she likes to get down and dirty.
- brandon tyler cowgill
a brandon tyler cowgill is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet! he’s such a giver. he can make you feel all warm an fuzzy inside with just his smile and laugh. hes tall but not too tall an lean with a nice build, usually wears adida t-shirts, hoodies and never wears skinny jeans. favorite color […]
- designer china v*g*n*
a type of elective v*g*n*l surgery whereby the patient’s v*g*n* is surgically reconfigured and rotated 90 degrees, so that the axe wound now appears horizontal, like a chinese person’s slitty eyes. functionally this is of no benefit and causes several problems, but by golly it’s funny to look at. george: ‘hey, gorgeous, are you a […]
- war moose
a war moose is a very large woman. like a war horse is larger than a regular horse, a war moose is larger than a regular moose. d*mn, she’s huge! that’s war moose status, bub.
- clap your sh*ts
to slap or smack another’s person b*ttocks in an endearing or flirtatious fashion. “d*mn ma! look at that cake! imma clap your sh*ts!!”