the accepted definition of nauseating is that it is an adjective meaning causing or liable to cause a feeling of nausea or disgust. what it really means, though, is something or someone has provoked a feeling of disgust so repulsive that you need to vomit so badly that it becomes the sole reason for your existence. the vomiting that occurs is so violent that at the end of it you are sure that your t-st-cl-s are now on the top of your head and your -rs-hole has moved up to join your eyeb-lls.
“the stench was truly nauseating.”
- mr gl*ss
an athlete that gets injured very often and easily hey mr gl-ss broke his leg agian
- nebraska car blue
when the b-lls of a farm animal turn blue this car got a nebraska car blue when the b-lls of a farm animal turn blue this car got a nebraska car blue
- nebraskan car blue
when the t-st-cl-s of a farm animal turn blue this cow got a nebraskan car blue
a freudian typo intended for necktie, but improves the sentence dramatically. and neckt-ts for miles and miles. oh, oops. now i can’t stop thinking about motorboating a pair of t-ts wrapped around my neck.
- net cred
the nerd equivalent of street cred. it is essentially a person’s trustworthiness (or ‘cred’ for ‘credibility’) as someone who knows what’s up on the internet. the fewer degrees of separation one has from the cradles of new developments – such as following the right accounts on twitter, being there when the very first incarnation of […]