neating off
when you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your b-tt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you sh-t yourself and c-m at the same time.
guy 1: remember that one time at ted grogers house party when i had diarrhea.
guy 2: yea what about it?
guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was sh-t and c-m everywhere!
guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.
guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
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