the negev is a god like firearm that only the most precise and legendary cs:go players can wield. it is most likely the best 5,700$ you will spend in your entire pointless existence. without the negev… humanity would be nothing. the negev is the reason why i stopped cutting my self. there is nothing more *rg*smic than watching a negev ace occur infant of your own eyes. negev is love… negev is life. if you hate the negev, you hate not only your self, however you also hate the pinnacle of humanities creations.
the negev is god. i wish i could imagine of wielding a negev.
when someone stupid wants to say something stupid but then pauses to think of what stupid sentences he can say. hey stupid!stop being a coloncolonc!
(v) the act of simultaneously crying and masturbating while using your own tears for lubrication after finding out his girlfriend was a prost*tute, he went into a state of depression and spent his lonely nights whaa-sturbating in his apartment.
- mutton dressed up as lamb
an older lady dressed like a sk*nk nice piece of *ss on that… shame it is a piece of mutton dressed up as lamb
the act of running away with someone with so much s*xual tension that you propose and *rg*sm at the same time. a: guys…you know me…i wear my heart on my sleeve, i proposed in south africa b: how was it? a: i got down on one knee and blew my load at the same time! […]