Nerd Assault
nerd -ssault occurs when an average or mediocre student outperforms a nerd on a particular -ssignment or exam, and subsequently informs the nerd that he/she was beat with minimal or no effort.
d-ck – “hey nerd, what you get on that exam?”
nerd – “91 percent.”
d-ck – “wow. good job. how long you study?”
nerd – “about 14 hours.”
d-ck – “cool. i only studied an hour before the exam and got a 94 percent.”
gary – “haha d-ck. that’s some nerd -ssault.”
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