Nerd Boner
the act of getting a proverbial b-n-r over something that is really nerdy.
derek has a giant nerd b-n-r over his world of warcraft character.
achieving a b-n-r from the gain of knowledge that has no s-xual content
dude! i was watching ancient aliens on the history channel and got a nerd b-n-r
when something is so imencly nerdy/tecy/geeky it could quite possibly cause an erection
i was at the dirtmall the other day and i saw a guy basically giving away old school n.e.s. games i totaly got a “nerd-b-n-r”
an erection that is gained by nerds when they talk about technology. benjamin joseph wickens gets them all the time.
what happens when people talk about goigle fiber is a nerd b-n-r.
when one becomes instantly s-xually aroused by something nerdy. this includes video game content, anime, cosplay outfits and costumes, and nerdy tattoos.
neville: dude, my girlfriend sent me a picture of her in her new costume… when i saw tabbie dressed as s-xy luigi i got such a nerdb-n-r i had to go bust a nutt in the shower
sam: thats so f-cking nerdy!!
neville: i got so turned when i thought about getting me a mario costume and f-cking luigi tabbie…
sam: what the f-ck?! isn’t that kind of gay dude..
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