New York Bagel


verb – the act of smearing cream cheese or b-tter between the -ss cheeks of your partner then f-cking them; creating a cream filled hole similar to that of a bagel.
last night, cindy asked me for a new york bagel. she’s been sh-tting cream cheese ever since. then she asked “you know what would go well with this new york bagel? a rootin tootin jamaican chocolate raspberry.”

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