Newark Academy
a rich co-ed private school located in livingston, new jersey. known for their diversity, containing white, black, latino, and indian students. the most common religion being judiasm (about 60%), followed by buddhism, christianity, and hinduism. excellent academics with very good college placement. they are most well known for their outstanding tennis teams. lately their boys and girls soccer teams have won their conference t-tles, as well as the boys basketball, baseball, and fencing teams.
“if you want to go to an ivy and work hard, i suggest you apply to newark academy”
an interesting school in new jersey which focuses on racial diversity (except for black people, there are only a few of them)and academics. the population is about 65-70% white, 10% indian, 20% jewish, 10%black, 7% asian, 3% other. while most of the students strive for academic excellence and extracurricular focuses, some just dont. these few are cl-ssified as mistakes and the school recognizes they exist. a few prominent members of the faculty include a fantastic princ-p-l, a drunk pe teacher, a “hawt” health teacher and a hippie math teacher.
newark academy’s mens tennis team just raped us.
a lame private school where the jewish goes.
robert, the jewish, is a stupid newark academy kid.
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