Nielsen
n. a vague uncertainty that is immensely frustrating
v. to give a vague uncertainty that has no meaning and frustrates the h-ll out of a person
origin: named after the multi-national corporation whose name has become synonymous with moronic, meaningless corporate-speak, the name nielsen became attached to the vague, empty promises that bosses give their employees, particularly during evaluations during the recession.
ex: i don’t know what my plans are this weekend, its just a bunch of nielsens so far.
ex: i went in there determined to get some straight answers, but he nielsened the h-ll out of me.
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