nigga magic
also known as “black’s magic” or “dark’s arts”, its is the supernatural ability of a black person to do something that is not possible by human means.
a black person is running away on foot from the police car in a 200 meter straight away and out runs the car when its going full speed. n-gg- magic
a black person feeds a family of 9 on a janitor’s wage. n-gg- magic
a black person makes a 6 word sentence into one word. n-gg- magic
the act of curving the ball perfectly into the top corner of the net from the top of the box while playing fifa.
guy 1 : you see that n-gg- magic?
guy 2: yeah man that sailed right into the top corner!
guy 1: d-mn right! n-gg- magic!
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