nihlosexual


top definition
one who has no discernable s-xual preference whatsoever. generally, nihlos-xuals are virgins, have not m-st-rb-t-d or will not reveal it, and show no s-xual or romantic interest in any human of any s-x, animal, plant, or mineral.
“i think jeff’s gay.” “no dude, he’s just a nihlos-xual. he just doesn’t care.”

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