nine juan juan



when you suddenly realize you suck at performing simple tasks such as painting your living room or mowing the lawn so you run to home depot and pick up a couple of illegal immigrants to finish the mess you started.
“dude do you even know how to start a lawn mower?”
“nah man, we better call nine juan juan”

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