Ninja Ball


the act of farting into one’s own hand, then “throwing” it into an unsuspecting target’s face.
“brian threw a ninja ball into greg’s mouth.”
in reference to a ninja’s t-st-cl-s, or an adjective used to describe having ninja like t-st-cl-s.
joe: man it took some ninja b-lls to wedgie that bouncer!

dan: yeah, i know.
ninja b-lls are the inhalable food invented by ryan j. reynolds in episode 28 of w-llyousignmycast that you throw down onto the ground like an actual ninja ball, let the smoke/mist fill the room, and ingest the flavor of your favorite foods as opposed to actually spending large amounts of money on the foods themselves. for example: hot dog, pizza, salad, pork bacon, shark and sharktopus.

warning: 40% alcohol content…
ryan: ninja b-lls are the way of the future.
brian: ninja b-lls are the way of the stupid.
ryan: that’s like saying you can’t do the printing press or the telegram because it’s impossible. ninja ballin’ like a mothaf-cka!
1. a person who is said to have thrown down, or used some ninja b-lls, has just vanished completely without a trace.

2. small round object ninjas throw down at their own feet that creates a puff of smoke and cause the ninja to disappear.
joe: i just saw rich a minute ago! where did he go?
pat: guess he threw down some ninja b-lls.
an obnoxious game no one likes to play on halo 3 live
player over headset: aww f-ck they vetoed swords to play ninja ball.

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