no-shave-ember


a holiday which lasts the entire month of november. to observe it, one does not shave for the entire month.

most commonly observed by college students.
a: “dude, you’re looking kinda beastly. why don’t you shave?”
b: “sorry, man, no can do. there are still two weeks left in no-shave-ember.”

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