non-collegist
a person who hasn’t gone or not planning to go to college or university or any other form of higher “education”.
person1: “wait, your not going to college.. what the are going to do with your life then?”
person2: “i don’t know, b-m around, maybe learn the guitar and get famous.. who knows”
person1: “so your planning on being a non-collegist then?”
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