Noobsquire


a noobsquire is a form of a noob who is completely new at an online game, and actually takes advice or trains from other noobs online that think they are pros.

– hence the word squire – much like a squire in medieval times trains and takes advice from a knight, carries their shield, does work for them etc.
example 1:

noobsquire: hey guys. i’m new at halo, can you help me learn how to get real good?

noob: t0tall3y d00d u can b3 1337 1f y0u talkz0rz lik3 m3 an l3arn ma sk1llz0rz b3caus3 1 @m 1337 2!!!1!one!!

noobsquire: w0wz0rz th@nkz. 1 c@n f33l m1s3lf g3tt1ng b3tt3r n0wzorz.

example 2:

noobsquire: hey guys, i just started playing call of duty, and there’s a wall to the enemy base in front of me but i don’t know how to jump.

noob: w3ll d00d th@ts s0 3asy pr3ss t3h alt + f4 and u’1l d0 @ s00p3r 1337 jumpz0rz that g03s 100000 f33t in t3h a1r!! (mehehe i’m going to trick this n00b into closing the game cause i’m so cool)

noobsquire: i tried it and nothing happened, it’s alt, then +, then f4, right?

n00b: n0 0mgz0rz u have t0 hold teh b-ttons at the same time3 omg1 and + do3sn’t c0unt!!!1!!one11

noobsquire: i can’t read your writing. can you repeat that plz?

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