Noodle Rage
when you get angry that your spouse isn’t cutting the noodles correctly, and then when your son intervenes to calm the situation you get even angrier and create a family scene.
kai lan (mum to dad): awww, you no cut noodle bery well. me want frie rie instead. you not know anyting!
son: it’s okay mum, don’t worry, it’s only noodles.
kai lan: you no talk! your father not know how cut noodle. why i marry him? he cause famiry shame!!!
son (to sister): uh oh, look out! mum is starting her noodle rage again!
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