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  v. to watch and protect the sweet, valuable noodles while they are cooking. primarily to ensure that they do not stick to the bottom of the pan and that the water does not boil over. hey ben, i’m going to go to the bathroom and not flush, you’re on noodle duty until i get back.

• no one cares

  talking about something in which the intended audience does not give a flying f-ck about. that xefgt always says sh-t that no one cares about. a term which i find fits kim quite well. though it is a generalisation, which im opposed to, i think it is, by and large, true. (if anyone does care, […]

• Randy Scouse Git

  a monkees song. micky dolenz wrote it based on his experience in england. mentions his then soon to be wife samantha, the beatles, etc. randy scouse git translates into “h-rny liverpuedlian jerk”, so micky chose to call it “alternative t-tle” just for its release in england. she’s a wonderful lady and she’s mine, all mine. […]

• khorey

  a name of a female girl that is s-xually attracted to anything she lays eyes on, preferably men, though that won’t stop a kh-r-y. kh-r-y’s are known to attach to, and follow the one they choose to be their lover, even if the other partner does not agree, if you become friends with a kh-r-y, […]

• Retarded Puppy

  a person who is adorable and physically s-xy, but mentally r-t-rded, they can get anyone they want, but can’t carry on an intellectually stimulating conversation to save their life. boy 1: dayumm veronica is hot, she’s got a hot -ss. boy 2: h-ll yeah, but dude she’s a r-t-rded puppy, i heard she once mispelled […]

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