nope spider


a nope spider is such a big -ss spider it causes people to set their house on fir, which is the only way to destroy the nope spider demon.
” i need to peeeeeeee.” -goes into bathroom- -sees nope spider–runs out of room- “nope nope nope nope nope” -sets house on fire.-
a nope spider is such a big -ss spider it causes people to set their house on fir, which is the only way to destroy the nope spider demon.
a spider so terrifying that all you can do when you see it is back away saying, “nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.”
-dude enters room-
-dude sees a nope spider-
-dude backs out of the room-
saying: “nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.”

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