Norkalepsy


the condition of falling into a deep trance at the sight of a particularly nice pair of norks

1. norkaleptic – to have norkalepsy
2. norkaleptic – to describe someone with a norkalepsy inducing pair of norks
1. ‘i am severely norkaleptic – i have very bad norkalepsy’
2. ‘you’re looking norkaleptic’

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