Northward


the proper term for the experience someone has while listening to extremely noisy and ice-cold black metal.

it is named after some really kvlt and underground black metal band who’s members always went up north, into the frostbitten snowy and icy mountains far beyond the lesser snowy and icy mountains that are known to the inhabitants of these lesser frostbitten snowy and icy mountains.
person a: “hey bro, what are you listening to?”
person b: “some bad-ss black metal band. i’m totally going northward.”

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