Number 1


yourself.
always look out for number 1.
the shortest haircut you can get also known as a buzz cut.
i’ll have a number 1 haircut please.
to always be looking out and paying extra close attention to the wellbeing of ones self and not care about those around themselves
i see that tim blyth’s (no vowel!) looking out for number 1 again i see
someone who is number 1 is someone popular who talks to a lot of girls.
dayuuuum, you see abe over there talking with those 5 girls, hes such a number 1!!!
your most top clothes. the clothes you would wear to a ball, fancy dinner, job interview, etc..
kent: scatman, see your wearing your number 1’s eh,

scatman: yeah, been trying to get a job as a hydraulics engineer

kent: sounds serious, you wanna get high?

scatman: yeah
an awesome guy, a men amongst men. the kind of guy that has ladies frothing at the gash. t-tled number 1 because hes the best ride a girl could have. her number1.
that jay, he f-cked me six ways from sunday he’s my number1.

he is an awesome guy, a real number1.

my gash has never taken a pounding like that before, a true number 1.

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