numptington
a village where all numptys are located to bring up numptiods and numptwells usually triggering chavness throughtout the neighbourhood
larry burke : oi steve you going to pick your numptoids up in numptington tonight.
steve: yea just gotta wait for my numpty truck to get fixed
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