Nut Hair Jubilee


this phrase originated in little rock, arkansas. basically, it means a righteous cl-ster f-ck. it can be used anytime you get into a pinch, or just a down right f-cked up situation with multiple causes and no way out.
“this is such a nut hair jubilee.”

“this is a fine nut hair jubilee you’ve gotten us into.”

“jesus christ, what a nut hair jubilee.”

“no thanks. the last time you had an idea, we wound up in a nut hair jubilee.”
a sticky situation, possibly involvign an ear mold silly putty and/or olive oil.
” wendy that silly putty realy got us into a nut hair jubilee”.

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