a b*tch *ss n*gg* that thinks he can get b*tches
d*mn your a nyri.
hey you lame nyris
(noun) a combination b*tt and oven where things are cooked. man i’m gonna have to drop this loaf i been cooking in my buven all afternoon.
the constant need to do every other possible thing you can think of instead of the work you should actually be doing. once again, my procrastaddiction has prevented me from meeting my deadlines, but at least my house is spotless.
- emily waltz
an emily waltz is someone who has the ugliest laugh and has the oldest iphone ever created. emily waltz knows how to make you cry because she is so annoying. i just saw that girl over there ugly laughing and taking selfies with her iphone 3. what an emily waltz!
- b*tthole soliloquy
to make known one’s feelings of satisfaction or discontent by farting. “the service last night was so awful that i chose to express my dissatisfaction by issuing a b*tthole soliloquy .”