NYSE (New York Stock Exchange)
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the stock exchange with over 5,000 companies.
i like to invest in the nyse.
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chap who in the glory days of the now defunct vogue gossip and celeb forums intermittently posted s-xually explicit and threatening bile, boasted of his earnings in ‘the market’, discussed his celebrity contacts and discoursed on his love for the bodies of preteen girls.
i miss nyse and all the other ex-voguers.
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a misspelling of the word ‘nice’. occasionally used to describe nissan.
“ooh, that’s a nyse car.”
“the nissan?”
“no you n00b, the car!”
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