O.M.L. Syndrom
old man love syndrom
a syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. not in any s-xual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.
symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.
stacy – “awwhh, look at him! he’s so cute!”
ken – “..who the old man over there?”
stacy – “yes! i just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga.”
ken – “i knew it! you have o.m.l. syndrom!!”
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