Oak Dated


the kitchen cabinetry typically found in a home built in the 1990’s.
buyer: i would like to see the home on beck street. what can you tell me about it.

agent: the bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. the kitchen, however, is “oak dated”.

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