Obbe
super tall, super hot, super funny. a total goofball but somehow super cool too. best friends with all the girls (who actually secretly want to f-ck him) and all the guys. a total bad-ss in the most innocent way.
girl 1: so what’s the deal with you and obbe, you seem really close, are you just friends?
girl 2: ugh he is soooo great. we’re like best friends but i tottallyyy want to f-ck him. gaahhh
-obbe walks by-
-girl two gets totally wet and runs to the bathroom-
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