when you talk to your crush and you turn into a puddle except it’s more poetic and you’re edible this way.
“i was talking to max the other day and just turned into a puddle of oddity soup. he just so amazing!!”
- clinch touch
the act of violently smacking your p-n-s across someone’s face several times. if you keep talking about me i will have to clinch touch you!
- istanbul macchiato
when you put a t-rd in your iced coffee. i went to starbucks and ordered an istanbul macchiato, and the barista didn’t know what that was.
- bag of peaches
super wet v-g-n- she pulled her pickle from a bag of peaches
10^12431 an absurdly large and specific number created by matpat from game theory to describe the amount of possible and fun levels that can be created in super mario maker. a marioplex is a number larger than the amount of atoms in the known universe. marioplex is the number 10^12431. dude there could be marioplex […]
- thunder sucker
when someone takes credit for a task that someone else was responsible for doing or accomplishing my coworker is a thunder sucker for telling my collegue that it was all their idea for the plan i had to get the job done.