off boobs
if you’re ‘off b–bs’ then you’ve drunk to the stage where you lose the plot and do things that would seem outrageous and unacceptable where you sober.
policemen: excuse me, why did you just brick that granny’s window?
nk: cos off b–bs init
policemen: well i’m going to have to take you into custody
nk: f-ck that you daft c-nt, i’m bailing..
-nk then runs int toot wall-
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