offensively tan


when someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to hispanics and african americans.
tanner: i’m going to get a tan today.
-tanner comes out of tanning salon-

friend:d-mn girl, you’re so tan. you’re like “offensively tan” i’m so jells.

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