Officer Todd
a s-xual position in which a male or female is handcuffed with their hands locked behind the neck of the toilet (below the tank, above the bowl). the person in this position is either standing or kneeling with their head above or resting on the seat or rim of the commode.
it is unclear where the name “todd” came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.
she was left in the bathroom in an officer todd for two hours while her girlfriends took turns tickling her with feathers when they felt like it.
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